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Cookie Lyon Celebrated Her Golden Globe Win By Giving Out Cookies
Technically that headline is true – she is literally giving out cookies. But it still feels weird and all sorts of wrong, because a bad bitch queen like Cookie Lyon would never fuck up a $200 manicure...
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Emma Thompson’s Description Of Britain Sounds Delicious
I have many reasons to be jealous of Emma Thompson (complete lack of fucks, access to good booze), but today it’s her ability to remain so calm and collected around cake. Whenever I get near a slice...
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Kristin Cavallari Is Now An Authority On Food
Former Laguna Beach cast member and current expert in basic baby names Kristin Cavallari is nothing if not passionate about spreading “the truth” about chemicals and toxins. She taught us all there is...
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Katt Williams Got Arrested Again, This Time At A Seafood Restaurant
It’s been a whole month since we last heard anything about Katt Williams, and I was starting to get a little worried. But there’s no need to send out a search party, because Katt is back and he’s...
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Ruby Rose Was Kicked Out Of A Bar For Allegedly Throwing A French Fry-Filled...
Apparently Ruby Rose has more in common with Justin Bieber than just delicate faces and a love of random tattoos. On Friday, Ruby Rose, from Orange is the New Black, was kicked out of a bar in New...
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I Too Would Make The Same Face If My Diet Was Mostly Fruit And Vegetables
Olivia Munn, seen above looking like she really regrets letting a stylist put her in a while skirt, recently admitted to Women’s Health (via E! News) that her body became 12 lbs lighter during the...
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Scarlett Johansson Is Now A Parisian Popcorn Mogul
Not content to simply be a very rich Hollywood actress or a wannabe singer, Scarlett Johansson has decided to diversify the ScarJo brand by opening a gourmet popcorn shop in Paris. I guess Scarlett...
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Starbucks’ Latest Frapp Is An Enchanted Vomit Nightmare
Unicorn shit is so hot right now. When I say shit, I mean there is literally no end to the stuff you can buy that looks like someone let a unicorn drag its dirty butt across it first. Makeup. Toast....
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McDonald’s Introduced A French Fries Fork Called “The Frork”
Have you ever dipped a french fry into some ketchup and thought: “How undignified! If only there was some kind of contraption that would class up the process.” You’re in luck! McDonald’s has created...
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Khloe Kardashian’s Diet Is Really Boring
Khloe Kardashian used to be known as the bigger Kardashian (that honor now goes to Rob), but she has since shrunk over the past few years. You too could look like Khloe, but not all of us have the...
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2018 Is The Year Everyone Is Going To Instagram Crossushi
If Julia Child was still kicking today and cooking her French ways on TV, she’d start each show going to her local fish market for some tobiko and salmon skin since sushi is apparently now penetrating...
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KFCs In the UK Are Closing Over A Chicken Shortage Crisis
There’s extra crispy drama unfolding at hundreds of KFC locations in Britain, and it’s all because of some missing chicken. According to The Washington Post, Jujubee’s nightmare came true in Britain...
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Costco Nixed The Polish Hot Dog To Try To Be “Healthier”
When you’re a bargain bitch like me, the Holy Grail is the big box behemoth known as Costco. You can usually find me (and Miss Tina Knowles) spending Saturdays pretending to peruse the aisles of...
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McDonald’s Is Pulling Salads From 3000 Locations After A Parasite Outbreak
Mark it down in your calendars. Today is the single moment in history when it’s more likely that you’ll die eating a salad from McDonald’s than anything else. Take THAT vegans! GrubStreet is reporting...
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A Popeyes PR Stunt Has Probably Created The World’s Longest Drive-Thru
Fried chicken doesn’t come easily in Boston, and that often means making it myself (HA!) or fooling some friend with a car into driving me to the outer suburbs to random chicken shacks to get my fix....
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Ice-T Insists He’s Never Had A Bagel Or Coffee
The Twitter was in a frenzy yesterday over Ice-T announcing that he has never in his entire life eaten a bagel, despite being an actor playing a New York cop (three instant qualifiers for the...
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McDonald’s Introduced A French Fries Fork Called “The Frork”
Have you ever dipped a french fry into some ketchup and thought: “How undignified! If only there was some kind of contraption that would class up the process.” You’re in luck! McDonald’s has created...
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Khloe Kardashian’s Diet Is Really Boring
Khloe Kardashian used to be known as the bigger Kardashian (that honor now goes to Rob), but she has since shrunk over the past few years. You too could look like Khloe, but not all of us have the...
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2018 Is The Year Everyone Is Going To Instagram Crossushi
If Julia Child was still kicking today and cooking her French ways on TV, she’d start each show going to her local fish market for some tobiko and salmon skin since sushi is apparently now penetrating...
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KFCs In the UK Are Closing Over A Chicken Shortage Crisis
There’s extra crispy drama unfolding at hundreds of KFC locations in Britain, and it’s all because of some missing chicken. According to The Washington Post, Jujubee’s nightmare came true in Britain...
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